Last night my daughter helpfully extinguished all my phone contacts. I could explain how, but I find thinking about it too depressing.
I therefore have nobody's phone number.
I'm sure lots of you will find this quite a relief, no longer being woken up in the middle of the night by the call then the heavy breathing.
But should you wish this service to resume, or indeed, if you'd like me to contact you for more legitimate purposes, please be kind enough to text me (please add your name to the text as I won't know who it's from!!!) I can then add you to my 3am heavy breathing phone calls list.