Pirate Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:07 pm
That jolly tale of maritime mayhem got the seafaring juices flowing. Although, I just hope we don’t rename our group ‘Weston Press Gang’
One thing that you neglected to mention was in relation to the battlecruiser Nine Pints:
Unknown to some, the vessel was damaged below the waterline and armoured belt, either from plunging fire or from one of SS Weston Wheelers waterborne explosive devices (is thata your torpedo, no, it’sa mine).
Vice Admiral Read (commanding 2nd Battle Cycle Flotilla) sailing in the Nine Pints managed to put in at the Barbarossa Dry Dock, Port Churchill. The obvious warning being a jolly roger flying in full view may have suggested that the port was indeed in hostile waters, but this was unobserved. In normal Pirate fashion the aforementioned vessel would have been quickly plundered and the crew raped (yes, you heard right), but on this occasion Captain Peter Blackbeard was on hand to lend a helping cutlass, so a refit of HMS Nine Pints was carried out unhindered. The vessel was found to have badly worn rubber bands, so these were replaced with blue refurbished ones taken from the French vessel Michelin during a minor skirmish. The Nine Pints was seaworthy once again, so together with HMS Trekless she quickly set sail for her home port, although not before both crews had taken on rum at the Cross Bones Inn.
Shortly after the event had passed the port quickly changed hands – now run by Long ‘Jo’ Silver, making her predecessor walk the plank after accusing him of being a soft arse and “just too nice to be a notorious pirate.” To me that just sounds like really bad eggs!